Funny 30th Birthday T-Shirts and over-the-hill gifts

Take the Pee out of your best friend with these funny turning 30 gifts and t-shirts. Page down for gifts.

  • Over the Hill Giant Aspirin
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:There is no cure for old age but there are medications to help you deal with the annoyances. Aspirin has become your best friend but it gets even more annoying having to take so many little pills all day. Pop this Giant Aspirin and you'll be all good.
  • Price: $4.95
  • Over the Hill Decision Dice
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:Do you need help making decisions Decisions like when to take a nap and when to count your pills are sometimes lost in the daily grind. Let these Dice be the guide every morning and night with all your once simple tasks that now take time and focus. Yo
  • Price: $3.95
  • Over the Hill Sexual Excuse Pad
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:It's been so long that you can't remember why you don't want to take it to the bedroom. Well, you can't really remember anything so here's a great Sexual Excuse Pad that makes it easier to avoid strenuous activity. It's a cheaper alternative to Viagra
  • Price: $3.95
  • Over the Hill, Age 40 Candle
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:It's the big 4-0 and you're Too Pooped to Party! You are officially Over the Hill! This Cake Candle topper will remind you of the epic journey that is yours. Will you be able to get up to blow out your Candle Will you be able to muster the energy to e
  • Price: $4.95
  • Over the Hill, Medical Alert Whistle
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:It seems Over the Hill people need a lot of help, frequently. It also seems they forget they need help or perhaps who or where they are. In any of these cases, blow the Whistle that hangs from your neck and people will come to your aid. We hope people
  • Price: $3.95
  • Over the Hill Drinking Helmet
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:Drinking is sometimes a challenging task if you're Over the Hill. Luckily, this cool Drinking Helmet makes you look fun and adventurous chugging two Drinks atop your head. You'll be relieved you don't have to carry the Drinks. I mean, walking is hard e
  • Price: $11.95
  • Over The Hill Jumbo Pacifier
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:You're Over the Hill and just like a newborn you probably get stressed out easily, cry and have minimal teeth. Here's the solution to all the above, Simply get the Over the Hill Jumbo Pacifier and you'll be transported to a state of peace and quiet. It'
  • Price: $2.95
  • Over The Hill Denture Bottle Opener
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:If you're Over the Hill but still love to party like the best of them, this Denture Bottle Opener has got just the bite for you. It looks just like a real pair of Dentures but these are ultra strong and durable with a Bottle Opener in the center.
  • Price: $7.95
  • Over the Hill Exerciser
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:If you're Over the Hill and need a little exercising help, this Exerciser is for you. It helps you out where things tend to get a little limp. Of course, we only expect that serious fitness enthusiasts will be able to handle the technique and discipline
  • Price: $3.95
  • Over the Hill Birthday Cake Top Hat
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:It's your Birthday and you're Over the Hill baby! Let your colors show and your Candles burn! Take the Cake this time with this Birthday Top Hat! It's large, colorful, and the perfect accessory for any Birthday now that your much, much Older. Make a w
  • Price: $8.95
  • Over the Hill: New Parts for Old Farts
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:Let's face it, we could all use a few new Parts once we hit a certain age. But who wants to wait in all the organ donor lists or have synthetic organs made in another country Now you can buy this six pack of New Parts For Old Farts. It's got several, c
  • Price: $4.95
  • Over the Hill “OLD“ Candles
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:This Over the Hill Candle Set will blow you away... literally, because blowing Candles can be straining for someone so old. Just kidding, age is no matter in anything you do. You can do just as much in your seventies as you could in your twenties. I me
  • Price: $3.95
  • Over the Hill Slammer Button
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:Sometimes you need a loud, abrupt, Over The Hill comment or joke to set you straight. It gets to be too much to have to repeat the same lines over and over yourself. Instead, slam one out of this Over the Hill Slammer Button. Every comment that comes o
  • Price: $13.95
  • Over the Hill Stool Sample and Stool Softener
  • Merchant:Stupid.com
  • Description:If you're Over the Hill, you hear the terms “Stool Softener“ and “ Stool Sample“ a lot. They're just part of your daily routine. Here's a package to get you going on the right track and to get that Stool acting all kinds of regular and stuff.
  • Price: $4.95
  • Half Dozen Mylar Balloons Over the Hill
  • Merchant:Arttowngifts.com
  • Description:This fun bouquet of a half dozen themed balloons is a superb way to celebrate that dreaded Over the Hill Birthday. Celebrate any occasion with luminous balloons!
  • Price: $44.95
  • Over the Hill Birthday Gift Basket
  • Merchant:Arttowngifts.com
  • Description:That over-the-hill birthday will be lots of fun when the Over The Hill gift basket arrives. A tombstone towers over cookies, over the hill pills, an over the hill mug, lots of goodies as well as the Victims Guide to Birthdays book. Don't miss the over the
  • Price: $54.99
  • Over the Hill Coffin Gift Collection
  • Merchant:Arttowngifts.com
  • Description:They're on their way out and your bound to let them know it with this hilarious Over The Hill coffin. Filled with unique over the hill themed items this unique gift is sure to brighten or worsen their day. Is being over the hill a good thing? Try this 50t
  • Price: $29.99
  • Over The Hill Birthday Kit
  • Merchant:Gifting Inc
  • Description:This over the hill birthday kit is a sensational creation for your favorite bithday star celebrating that milestone year! Sure to bring squeals and laughs of joy this exclusive kit includes: Black gloss gift box (measures 6x6x6)Fabric Over The Hill hat
  • Price: $44.91

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