You Know You’ve Married A Long Time When … FUNNY Top 10 List

The Longer you’re married the more comfortable you become with each other as your bridges are lowered, with good and hilarious results!

Check out my funny list of the top ten reasons you know you’ve married a long time.

  1. You feel like your right arm is missing when spouse is away

  2. You go to the toilet while the other cleans their teeth

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  1. You share a toothbrush when needs must

  2. You would donate a kidney if the other needed it

  3. You finish each others sentences

  4. You no longer notice when they break wind

  5. You get each other the same anniversary card by mistake

  6. You both forget your anniversary

  7. Your idea of heaven is a break from their snoring

  8. You’d rather go for a nap than a weekend break

I’ve added this funny list to wedding anniversary gifts (mugs, pillows, ornaments) which can be personalized creating a hilarious and unique keepsake gift to commemorate any wedding anniversary milestone; including silver (25th) golden (50th) ruby (40th) sapphire (45th) diamond (60th) and everything in between. All photos and text can be edited.The Longer you're married the more comfortable you become with each other as your bridges are lowered, with good and hilarious results! Check out my funny list of the top ten reasons you know you've married a long time. I've added this funny list to wedding anniversary gifts (mugs, pillows, ornaments) which can be personalized creating a hilarious and unique keepsake gift to commemorate any wedding anniversary milestone; including silver (25th) golden (50th) ruby (40th) sapphire (45th) diamond (60th) and everything in between. All photos and text can be edited. Photo wedding anniversary gifts are very popular right now as they make the perfect commemorative gift for parents and grandparents. You can add some humor to the occasion with this funny 'reasons you know you've been married years' list which you can edit with your own reasons that fit the married couple's own relationship.

Photo wedding anniversary gifts are very popular right now as they make the perfect commemorative gift for parents and grandparents. You can add some humor to the occasion with this funny ‘you know you’ve been married many years‘ list which you can edit with your own reasons that fit the married couple’s own relationship.

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